low tier: regular coffee, a little bit of unflavored creamer in it, a teaspoon of sugar
mid tier: coffee with a shit ton of sugar poured into it and a little bit of unflavored creamer
high tier: coffee thats half creamer [flavored creamer preferably] and a 10 spoonfuls of sugar
god tier: pouring half a cup of monster into ur coffee and saying “fuck it, i need this”
heavenly tier: “i dont drink coffe; i just wake up and deal w/ the shit without any caffeine.”