what that mouth do

complain

it’s like i always say: fuck

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

pochowek:

i said it!!

orcbulge:

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me 🙂

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

suna-yodo:

I am a relic they want to get rid of, so why do I exist and live? In order to exist, you need a purpose. To exist for no reason is the same as being dead… Then I came to the conclusion that I would love only myself and fight for only myself. If all other people exist to magnify that love, then there is no more a splendid universe than this one… My existence will not vanish.

i-chew-on-pushpins:

it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave