mo-bu:

me, prying open draculas coffin with my bare hands: hey my dude im really sorry but i think i just destroyed all the fake cobwebs you hung up around your castle and knocked over some statues because its pretty dark…. guess you could say im as blind as a bat ha ha. anyway really sorry about that man also do you have any more of these coffins that i could buy the wood work on these is INCREDIBLE. oh youre going to kill me now. ok thats fair