
kak on the beach

behold Day 2 of InkTober is also a rohan
day 2 is up now cause i was late for day 1 so look two updates in a row glorious
its good to investigate claims, especially dramatic ones, but remember that the VAST MAJORITY of people opening donations online really are struggling and the fact that theres a tiny minority of scammers shouldnt stop you from showing generosity if you otherwise would

if you submerge your corpse in crystal pepsi it’ll bring you back to life, but if you drink any in the process you’ll lose your humanity
i am an idiot sometimes but sometimes i am an idiot to be funny you know? for the joke. and i want people to know the difference. sometimes my actions are purposeful. sometimes i think. i want you to know that. even when i am just being a regular idiot i choose to say things knowing i am an idiot. i am the chooser of my own fate. i am the god of my own reality.
yesterday my roommate got mad at me because i saw him eating kit-kats and said “oh, so you’re a little kit-kat boy, are you?” and then i had a dream about him killing me