jumpingjacktrash:

inkskinned:

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit 🙂

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

doujinshi:

me: *starts eating healthy and drinking water* oh wow this is actually really nice and fun. 

me: 

me:

me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE

brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch

me: thank uÂ