person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating:

🔫ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ put your fucking paws up!

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) owh owficer. But me and my fwends were just furrying awound!

Here’s the other woof skin

Bucky during Age of Ultron: quietly following the Avengers around.

hi everyone. rand paul’s neighbor beat his ass because paul wouldn’t stop blowing his leaves onto his neighbor’s lawn

here’s the best part

pain specialist

tumblr machine broke

kyotoh:

thats it there’s no joke its just broken

knowyournewmeme:

knowyournewmeme:

knowyournewmeme:

LAST NAME: COWBOY

FIRST NAME: COWBOY

MIDDLE NAME: COWBOY

SUCKIN ALL THESE DICKS IM ON THAT COWBOY SHIT

BREAKIN ALL THE PLATES IN THE PLACE WITH MY COWBOY WHIP

SLURPIN ALL THE PASTA BETWEEN MY COWBOY LIPS

bardmutual:

why have we stopped wearing cloaks and capes. this is ridiculous. the human race is a failure

tshiyo:

bloodbuzz-smartypants requested: bucky + 3