sick of all the fake cowboys on tumblr…. just admit it all you care about is your precious fallout new vegas (2010) and your overwatch man. i bet none if you have even fucked a tumbleweed. cowards.
me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working!
me after work:
that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
If your phone loses power in the middle of playing Pocket Camp, Resetti will use a GPS device to track your exact location, tunnel out of the ground and beat the shit out of you. You have to pay $2.99 a month to stop this from happening
warrior cats asks some pretty deep questions about cats. the first one being “what if cats had a real religion that they spoke of frequently and believed in full heartedly?” the next one being “what would your cat do if it could heal others, and how frequently would it use cobwebs?” and of course, the last one really hitting home with the concept of “what if cats could die twice? like their spirit came back to help fight evil cat spirits, and when their spirit is hurt enough they just fucking die again? what about that? did you think of that?” and i think thats really nifty
*upbeat movie trailer music playing* macbeth was just your average every day war general, until one day, three wacky witches told him he was destined to be king. now he’s about to find out, that being king, isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be
I feel the mountains burn inside 