jesse mccree using pumpkin as a term of endearment in canon is proof that hes going to be revealed as the next canon gay character in overwatch, source: my big gay feelings about it

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

lamapalooza:

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on*
I fucking lied the swag never stops

me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*
them: that doesn’t sound healthy
me: yeah lol
me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*
me: why the fuck