My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other
no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took
#these are my weird friends they are my weird friends you can’t have them
Author: Quinn Forney

the end of september is coming up and you know what that means!!!!!!! it’s almost time to
Leave Billie Joe The Fuck Alone
need a cheat day from having to be human and exist all these years
be my cowboy
be my man
be my weekend pardner
but don’t be my friend
you can be my cowboy
but understand that i
don’t need you on my ranch again




