me: hey can i listen to an audio post?
tumblr: no and fuck you
Author: Quinn Forney

i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”
my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest shit in elementary school & hydralisks were my fav unit, and 75 was my fav number

why the fuck are things always HAPPENING why cant the happening stop for like 2 goddamn seconds
me: feels hungry
me, quietly but with passion: baby need snack


