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i’m so fucking grateful the era of “triggered???” jokes is coming to a close because even if u have the soul to disregard what they’re making fun of i swear to you. every single one of the people who made these jokes in person. caused the longest awkward moments i have ever lived through. i have literally never heard this word uttered without a massive wave of shame emitting from the source, somehow mirroring back a million times so we are all forced to suffer the secondhand embarrassment of a human being being utterly and incomprehensibly not funny

Pretty sure “money can’t buy happiness” is meant to actually mean “don’t neglect emotional health and caring for the people in your life in the pursuit of more wealth than you need”, but instead middle-class and rich people use it to tell poor people “don’t strive to have financial security even though I have it”.
claws and sharp teeth/fangs are GOOD…… and that’s my hot take




















