not to be gay but i’m fucking cozy and warm
me on my death bed: ……dame más gasolina
no more discourse, everyone shut the fuck up and go to hot topic
i think it’s cute when someone texts you after hanging out just to say they had fun with you, idk little things like that mean the world to me
I wanna quit my job so bad
Communists please start that revolution you keep making memes about
The only difference between people who end up being librarians and people who end up being park rangers is what kind of allergies they have.
They’re just nerds who care about old ass trees.
person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels
me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but… okay
I feel the mountains burn inside 