me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again
Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

i think it really says alot about you as a person which winnie pooh character you stanned as a child
new tag game write your zodiac and which winnie the pooh character your fave was in the tags this is for science
I wanted to marry Ms Kanga
kanga and owl
Technically, for a natural 20 I would be rolling 16d8 but I didn’t want to draw that many d8.

the best thing abt cats is when ur letting them sniff ur hand to see if theyll let you pet them & they smush their face into ur hand in approval… makes me feel honored
why can’t my life be like animal crossing. i wanna be surrounded by overly friendly anthropomorphic furries who accept my broke millennial ass as their mayor picking up shitty seashells off the beach and gross bugs as a valid source of income















