terriblecacti:

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.

toshio:

why can’t my life be like animal crossing. i wanna be surrounded by overly friendly anthropomorphic furries who accept my broke millennial ass as their mayor picking up shitty seashells off the beach and gross bugs as a valid source of income