what a boy
why am i a college student and not a cat that lives in an antique shop
It’s so weird how people are going around saying “Oh MYGOD I’m gOnna hate this halloween becausE LITTLE fucking kiDs are going to D R E S S U P as fortNITE skins and do those FUCKING dances”
It’s just like, Oh no, kids are going out to have fun…on a holiday meant for kids…..doing as kids do…the absolute madness of it all……….
me: what are you wearing “jake from state farm?”
jake from state farm: i got on my gucci thong, it’s the edible kind though you know taste like twizzlers.. and i got on my gucci bra but the nipples is cut out
im not a dr kinnie but if i were id kin rantaro
@ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk
I feel the mountains burn inside 