yessapphics:

butchgender:

anyone else a gay with no memory

i cant remember but i think so

notcuddles:

kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

But have you tried sending THREE unrelated texts and bridging the second gap with “also also”?

deapdools:

me: why do i feel terrible

body: coffee is not a meal

body: eat a vegetable

body: sleep

me: guess we’ll never know

body: oh my god

boredpd:

tired isn’t even a mood anymore it’s my entire personality

egberts:

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

kasindrarules:

escasun:

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me
me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

librabutch:

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping