Satan: Akira, Akira, Akira, look, okay, I get it. You had a really bad day. You’re stressed out, some people died-
Akira: ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!
Satan: Not the point. They’re dead now. And really who’s fault is that?
Akira: YOURS!!
Satan: Thats right, no one’s.
Tag: chats
me about a horrible character: i love him he is my son
someone: i know he didn’t do anything wrong he was jus-
me: no he’s a fucking piece of shit that did everything wrong don’t do that
someone: remember when…
my forgetful ass: probably not
shit tier: fake therapy session in your head
god tier: fake livestream in your head wherein you’re a famous youtuber venting to your fans during an impromptu younow at 2am while crying uncontrollably
All the research in the world: Sleep with your phone completely off! Don’t go on your electronics an hour before bed! Make sure your phone is out of sight when you’re sleeping!
Me: *on my phone until I literally can’t keep my eyes open*
Me: *nestles phone on my pillow next to my head* goodnight my friend
Someone: why do u always say u feel sick
Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I’m gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville
Me: haha
changing your icon on any other website: okay your icon is changed to exactly what you set it to for everyone to see.
changing your icon on tumblr: okay uhhh, it might show up sometimes for some people. but most people are gonna see your old icon and not even realize its changed. also sometimes your icon is gonna either be somebody else’s icon or something you never even set it to. hope that’s alright.
Johnny’s parents: where did you get that golden fiddle? where have you been all day? you what? you fucking what??
me thinking about myself sleeping earlier: god damn i wish that were me
me: *impulsively tells someone a fucked up thing about myself*
them: that doesn’t sound healthy
me: yeah lol
me: *thinks about what i told them for 5 hours*
me: why the fuck
I feel the mountains burn inside 