lesbianrey:

me going to my gamer therapist:

i’m not going to lie, it’s been a real dark souls of a month for my depression

someone: how’s work?
me: it’s work
someone: ok but.. how is it going?
me: making money
someone: …….how are you doing w/ it, though? emotionally? mentally?
me, after leaning in and pausing for an uncomfortable amount of time and clearing my throat, absolutely no light or life in my eyes: money

Me on a date: calls you both “babe” and “dude”