frog-dj:

dajo42:

No Limits Capture The Flag: Everybody just picks
Torbjorn every single time. Nobody ever wins. Everybody just camps the
flag until they get kicked for inactivity.

Super Mystery Heroes: You don’t just switch heroes
on death. You switch heroes at irregular intervals, while still alive,
while doing literally anything. You still lose your ultimate charge
every time you switch.

Peace Be Upon You: On Nepal Shrine, both teams are
placed in one single communication channel, and must politely explain
why they think their team deserves to capture the point.

Animal Crossing: PVE. You’re given a house, which
you must maintain, and you are expected to perform daily miscellaneous
tasks for Winston, who gives you money and furniture in return. The
money isn’t transferable to the hero gallery. The furniture is. A new
section is added where you can equip each hero with a unique couch.

Regularfist: All Doomfists, melee only.

this post made me feel physical pain