being a barista is super fun honestly, but the Starbucks Customers make me so mad. like, if you order a macchiato, please be aware that it’s literally a 3oz drink. its not some frou frou caramel drink with whipped cream its espresso and one ounce of foam. that cappuccino post made me think abt it and yeah we actually have. buttons on our register for “sbux small” and “sbux large” for macchiatos, in which its just a latte w the espresso poured after the milk lmao.

also the sheer audacity customers have to ask me for directions to the nearest starbucks or walk into our store holding a starbucks drink like. fucka you

and like, i get asked at least five times a shift if we can make frappuccinos. no. the answer is No.