the differences between ryos

ryostrenchcoat:

crybaby

akira: i’m hungry; i’m gonna go to mcdonalds and eat fries off the floor

ryo: sit down; the chef is making wagyu beef

ova

akira: i’m hungry; i’m gonna go to mcdonalds and eat fries off the floor

ryo: *drives him to mcdonalds and watches him eat floor fries*

manga

akira: *meets ryo at mcdonalds where he is clearly high as a kite and already eating floor fries*

seablind:

I had my shit together for like 3 days once

ultraviolentangel:

i continue to use tumblr because i find it actually therapeutic to look at pretty pictures and i get inspiration from various things on here but every now and then i see a grown ass bitch in a diaper and i mentally combust like i’m really trying here but god damn that shit is gross

imsoofuckingsad:

it’s like i always say: fuck

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

orcbulge:

me at 14: I cant wait till im in college I have so many plans for life and nothing can stop me 🙂

Me now: Mm. Me hungey. Me eat macdonal. French frie. Frenchffrie. French frie.

i-chew-on-pushpins:

it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave

paper-mario-wiki:

only tops can eat dark chocolate by itself

seavapor:

idlu:

wait a second im sexy

me when I cycle from depressed to manic

baku:

kaijuno:

The Computer Room is such a weird concept nowadays but growing up in the 90s/00s we really had a whole ass room dedicated to our computer. Anthropologists 1000 years from now are gonna think we worshiped computers so much we had shrine rooms for them

we renamed it an office to try and pretend but we all know its a computer shrine still