Subtly Tries To Regulate Breathing Rate So No One Knows I Got Winded Walking Up The Stairs: a novel by me

i!!!!! love!!!!!! holding!!!!!! hands!!!!!!!!!

pondwitch:

the mortal kombat theme song is 24 years old and nobody has made a remix that goes half as hard as the original

what would you even improve on

zanabism:

me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—

brain: you’re hungry you simple bitch

elizabeth-catarina:

80s music wont solve all my life’s problems but it certainly distracts me from them

doriangrey:

not to be controversial but fangs? horns? claws? sexy

myeverythingsuggestion:

people can get lost in eyes, but it sometimes feels like i found myself by looking at yours.

zuode:

one day naruto is going to trespass the anime realm and kick ur asses and then u will see. U will all see

2018 the year we all just start wearing fuckin robes and cloaks again

mastersord:

old ass tumblr posts that youve seen hundreds of times if youve been on this website long enough

do you love the color of the sky

listen here cumslut / cgi bird in the chocolate fountain

guy stomping on bird cage while bird yells

infinite chocolate

say hello to mechanically separated chicken / “bitch thats the tubby custard machine”

this is the only sex gif i will reblog

that pretty boy comic by omocat

you. come. now.

this is someone dying while having an MRI scan / tragically beautiful

reblog this if you arent homophobic

let’s make ____ the most reblogged picture on tumblr

if you close your eyes before the train hits, you will feel relaxed because your brain thinks you have died

literally any closeup superwholock gifset

i just want to stress this: levi lost his entire squad

homestuck panty raid comic