five guys is so primal, so animalistic
they give you a cup filled with fries, then dump even MORE fries in with your meal, all contained within a shitty paper bag. but i just keep coming back because it’s always delicious!! the cashier could just spit in my face and call me every insult under the sun and i would be back the next week ordering a bacon double cheeseburger buried under my mountain of fries and peanuts
Tag: txt
me (not caffeinated): anxious
me (caffeinated): anxious, but faster
i still don’t really understand how tumblr ended up being my primary social media. like how did i and everyone i know look at this horribly designed shoddily coded microblogging platform with a user base full of teenagers and which desperately wants you to use it in any way other than the way we use it and think “time to live my online life here for several years”
using tumblr as your main social media platform is like one step above using yahoo answers as your main social media platform
Hey, I came here for Hetalia porn three years ago and I just kinda got stuck.
ive seen a lot of troubling comments on this post but im saying a prayer for you specifically
listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it
animal crossing go
go to a furry con and give people fruit
someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
Discord culture
-”we should move it to #general”
-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now
-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know
-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things
-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*
-”what time is it where you are again”
-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest
-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo
-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots
-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”
-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*
feel free to add
-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*
-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”
-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM
-Typing
like this
because you need to
make everyone wait
for the rest of your text
like
wait for my text in excitement-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”
-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy
-”Why is #channel a thing again?”
shit its pretty cold *dematerialises and rematerialises back with my jacket on*
“you’re kind of annoying"
kind of? kind of??? excuse me. excuse you. i am fully annoying. i am very annoying. there’s nothing half-assed half-hearted “kind of” about it
I feel the mountains burn inside 