Tumblr mobile now advertises similar blogs on your own blog????? i dont see yall paying rent

thotrichie:

heterophobia doesn’t exist, go outside

i went outside and a gay fucking decked me. think again, heterophobe

nzagul:

there are only two genders: monster fuckers and cowards

straightboyfriend:

me, a gay: has some harmless fun

someone: can i ask why you made these straight characters gay. canonically they are straight. these characters are straight, why did you make them gay? they are straight btw. why did y

ultrascreaming:

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating:

scene-kid-silver:

🔫ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ put your fucking paws up!

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) owh owficer. But me and my fwends were just furrying awound!

tumblr machine broke

kyotoh:

thats it there’s no joke its just broken

knowyournewmeme:

knowyournewmeme:

knowyournewmeme:

LAST NAME: COWBOY

FIRST NAME: COWBOY

MIDDLE NAME: COWBOY

SUCKIN ALL THESE DICKS IM ON THAT COWBOY SHIT

BREAKIN ALL THE PLATES IN THE PLACE WITH MY COWBOY WHIP

SLURPIN ALL THE PASTA BETWEEN MY COWBOY LIPS

bardmutual:

why have we stopped wearing cloaks and capes. this is ridiculous. the human race is a failure

veryhappyturtle:

lesbianmismagius:

why would they literally have gabe say to mercy, “you’re the one who did this to me” if they were gonna eventually going to back out on it???? why even imply it in the first place if that’s not what you want people to think?????????