Tag: txt

fozzie:

i need everyone on this website to stop posting weird shit right now. no more wanting to fuck slave owners or evil clowns that represent childhood trauma. no more shipping two brothers’ tabletop roleplaying game characters together . no more of. what was the last thing i saw. this fetish comic where the dice object head from cuphead was pouring poison into cupheads cup. no more of any of that. lets all be normal for a day

foxnonny:

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

dare-i-say-asexual:

takeafuckingsipdiscoursers:

am i the only one who rly hates those posts where its like a picture of a gay couple and theres some comment from a straight like “this is terrible!!!! i am disgusted at the sight of this!!!!!!! their shoes are so ugly haha get it im not a homophobe” and all the other straights laugh and call it genius

It’s the equivalent of when people draw their hand back like they’re about to strike you in the face and then laugh when you flinch away.