Not to be too cheesy but I just love the idea of trans/nb people choosing their own names. Its like thats your main identifier, even when you aren’t around, and the idea that you get to pick it yourself, whether its a 2 second process or a 10 year process, is just so amazing to me. You no longer carry a name that just holds meaning to someone else, you get to carry a name that means something to you in particular, even if the meaning is just “I feel like this fits me”
(YES, This applies no matter how you chose it !!)
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joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink
so i had this mccree on my team taunting the enemy rein by crouching repeatedly up and down and spamming “im your huckleberry” and i watched the rein charge, the mccree step out of the way, and the rein died instantly by overextending into our entire team and i could not stop laughing at the matador shit he just pulled
sick of all the fake cowboys on tumblr…. just admit it all you care about is your precious fallout new vegas (2010) and your overwatch man. i bet none if you have even fucked a tumbleweed. cowards.
me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working!
me after work:
that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism
If your phone loses power in the middle of playing Pocket Camp, Resetti will use a GPS device to track your exact location, tunnel out of the ground and beat the shit out of you. You have to pay $2.99 a month to stop this from happening
warrior cats asks some pretty deep questions about cats. the first one being “what if cats had a real religion that they spoke of frequently and believed in full heartedly?” the next one being “what would your cat do if it could heal others, and how frequently would it use cobwebs?” and of course, the last one really hitting home with the concept of “what if cats could die twice? like their spirit came back to help fight evil cat spirits, and when their spirit is hurt enough they just fucking die again? what about that? did you think of that?” and i think thats really nifty
*upbeat movie trailer music playing* macbeth was just your average every day war general, until one day, three wacky witches told him he was destined to be king. now he’s about to find out, that being king, isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be
je ne give une fuck bitch!! je ne sais pas fuck and shit
thanks i hate it, i dont trust like that, and mmmn. dont like this, are the only three human emotions