beijinhos:

how do yall just… drink soda every day??? how do you do that?? like… that doesnt hurt?

My blood has been completely replaced by cherry coke don’t even try me

jesse mccree using pumpkin as a term of endearment in canon is proof that hes going to be revealed as the next canon gay character in overwatch, source: my big gay feelings about it

yes babe, the heelys are off this time I promise, please come back to bed

lamapalooza:

*rips sheets off to reveal the heelys are still on*
I fucking lied the swag never stops

peachslicesinsyrup:

am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life

microsoftincel:

me, looking at the body god gave me: thanks! i hate it

sapphicautistic:

So when do we reach the point when all our technology can be happily disguised as more beautiful/ornamental items? I mean when will headsets start looking like garlands of flowers and when will TVs be flat and look like mirrors or works of art and when will it be easy to mistake my microwave for a tiny crackling fireplace?

I mean when will our routers look like beautiful books or ornate wooden
boxes? When will our speakers double as vases and when will the voices
of those little AI boxes like the Echo or Google Home issue from tiny
trees or fountains, helpful spirits for your home?

scure:

what happened to good ol unwarranted hatred. I’m sick of needing a valid reason to hate something. Why can’t something just annoy me and that be the end of it

meloetta:

meloetta:

i still can’t believe renaissance fairs are real

it’s like anime expo for fans of the black plague

pumpkinspicelexatte:

Being the gay trans human disaster of the family is hard work but someone has to do it

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