My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other
no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took
being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u
like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.
When you’re in a Discord server that’s mostly pretty chill but then some dude gotta start The Spicy Discourse™ and the channel gets clogged with two dorks arguing over something pointless and not just taking it to DMs
That guy in the Discord server who constantly brings down the mood by randomly talking about personal issues and making everything awkward.
That guy in the Discord server who nobody likes talking to but has done nothing to deserve a ban and is friends with one or more of the mods.
I feel the mountains burn inside 