“You can’t do that.”
“*Sigh* Roll for it.”
dont forget the dms i slide into to get bitches while you geeks are playin nerd shit
sage i played dungeons and dragons with you
Sorry idk you
Tag: txt
Not to be corny but do u ever get hit with a wave of love so comfortable and deep that u feel like uve already loved this person for thousands of years
can we all please just assume by default that no artist is okay with having their art reposted unless they state otherwise instead of the other way around
reposting: saving an image to your computer and uploading it as a new post
reblogging: clicking the reblog button to add it to your blog
we love it if you reblog our work; we really hate it if you repost it
im a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times
nightcore is efficient because you listen to the same amount of song in less amount of time. its just smart, people!
the whole concept of “waking up” is for straight people. the gay way is to lay in bed all day and never actually Awaken because the weight of reality is too much to bear with a fully conscious mind.
If you’re ever somewhere past closing time and an employee says “it’s no problem take your time :)” they’re lying through their fucking teeth it is 100% a Problem and you need to go
If employees are:
- sweeping the floor
- putting the chairs up
- cleaning the surfaces
- cleaning the coffee machine
- locking/closing the doors
FUCKING LEAVE
i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping
And
*First session with the group and we’re discussing how the game will likely go*
DM: I don’t really focus on the whole ‘dungeon’ aspect of the game.
Player 1: So we’ll be playing ‘and Dragons’?
DM: You’ll probably die before you come across a dragon to be honest.
Player 2: Welcome, everyone, to the first session of ‘and’
were you a dress up simulator gay, a cooking simulator gay, or a pet simulator gay
I feel the mountains burn inside 