i did like 3 chore today mom why u making loud noise
Tag: txt
“as fuck” is my favorite unit of measurement
if any of yall ever read one of my posts and go ‘bitch…what are you even talking abt’ please know this: i am sipping a coca cola and thinking much the exact thing
honestly? this is the shittiest timeline + version of me imaginable like.. don’t have claws. don’t have powers. not even 5′9. what kind of bullshit. what’s the point
in my car
me: lets get bumpin!!!!
me: *plays slightly upbeat emo music*
FOOD DISCOURSE
your pizza order
favorite ice cream
top 3 fruits
favorite cuisine
buffalo wild wings order
favorite breakfast order
*no one asked*
me: so what happened was,
what the fuck even was this summer the past two months didnt..exist
my kink is seeing customers try to open the doors after we’ve locked them for the nighg and getting to ignore them when they try and make eye contact like no bitch!!!! ur not coming in!!!
if you’re lgbt reblog this and tag it with your favorite soda