what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall
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ill be in the kitchen making evil meals
tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being
wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse
im glad this was so relatable to the general public
I love my trans brothers but we need to stop suggesting the same ten names to each other
how dare you call out skylar, aiden, kayden, jayden, aaron, oliver, ash, alex, chase, and elliot like this!!?!
anyone else ever reread old books they liked when they were a kid and go “oh yes, that’s why i am this way”
booty shorts that say “enemy of god”
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed
tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate
came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do
What IS Going On? Can’t Farmers And Gamers Be Friends?
I feel the mountains burn inside 