stardustodinson:

vampireapologist:

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

ok but what if you married whomever was on your phone background what would your name be

interesting everyone has comfort character pages, yet no one ever has ‘discomfort’ character pages. i wanna know who you hate with every fibre of your being. i feel like that tells you a lot about a person. we’re only getting one side of the coin here, folks

gogotojojo:

rohan kishibe would 100% use a stone mask just to keep drawing his manga for fucking eternity

wahoorat:

we are living. in a material world. and I? am a material rat.

for botany i can write about ANY cool plant thing and im….. theres so much to choose from i cant do this!!!!!!!

jaygastby:

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

botanyshitposts:

me, a plant with a casparian strip between my roots and my main vascular vessels, sucking up some of that sweet, sweet contaminant-free water as the rejected ions, microorganisms, and particulate are left behind where they cannot harm me:

gaysun:

this is going to piss some straight people off but listen. gay/trans 18 year olds know more about what it means to be lgbt than cishet professors with graduate degrees who have studied it their whole lives do. we may not know everything judith fucking butler has written and we may have been deprived of learning the bulk of lgbt history but cishet people, no matter how many degrees, will never fully understand what it means to be lgbt. they just can’t.

roshijordan:

adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on