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i really enjoy saying and doing absolutely repulsive things just to see who likes me enough to stick around

i swear something about me just attracts spiders

BITCH IM ABOUT TO JUST [DISAPPEARS UNDER MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES]

*sees a dead roach on the ground* oh what’s this? 2 meals in one week? Thank the lord for this blessing

chongito:

When’s this site coming out with a night mode

this site is kept together with glitter glue & toothpicks stop making demands

the-magical-world-of-mlm:

Boys are STUPID and AWFUL and I LOVE THEM and I’m GAY

1ks:

sometimes i come onto tumblr just to scroll through my own blog… my vanity does not cease here in the pixel world of digital attention seeking

lokisuggestion:

can you believe that Fergie really used the phrase “lovely lady lumps” and wasn’t arrested on the spot

wizardbf:

wizardbf:

u literally cant make me watch voltron but congrats on the hot guy being gay

Just found out they do a bury your gays as well as some incredible levels of racism so

reallyreallyreallytrying:

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.