sometimes i feel like i was supposed to be a teen in the 80s,, workin at a comic book store , renting shitty horror on vhs,,, recordin radio music onto tapes to listen to later on my walkman,,, not in a “i was born in the wrong generation” type of thing bc im gay and trans and it’s easier Now but more in a “sometimes i space out and forget that that is not my reality.” it’s kinda like when i astral projected to italy but in a time reversal way
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Any animal: *sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sn
eheehehehehehe…eeehehehe*slides my paw under your door* let me in
There’s a girl wearing a ‘Men have made a lot of bad art’ shirt to the Met. What a power move
I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse
(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that
me: maybe it’s ok
my mind 10 min. later: everything fucked

hot take but ppl getting hyped over things like worms, frogs, toads, bugs, squids, octopi, bats, lizards and turtles is good actually
*walks out of grocery store* i know i have 13 followers on tumblr no pictures please