partyfae:

pemsylvania:

what will happen is fire

but what if…. something else happen. jusg this 1 time

puyopuyo:

god: *slaps my ass before throwing me out into the world*

god: L 

sexanax:

do u ever think about that one person u thought u would never get over and ur like damn i was so dramatic

supermunchor:

theres no trope i love more than assembling a ragtag crew with different motives and backgrounds to accomplish some outrageous goal or other

madonees:

madonees:

Disgusting. please act like a human

spin:

we all get blocked for being a little too sexy sometimes … that’s how life is…. 

taahko:

taahko:

one of my coworkers starts nearly every day by saying “good morning kings lets get this bread” and im…obsessed with it as a phrase

its “good morning kings lets get this bread” said while standing in a He Had To Do It To Em pose, for the visual learners in the crowd

jumpingjacktrash:

inkskinned:

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit 🙂

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!