I have bullshitted my way through almost 18 years of school and the only thing I could tell you is that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

understand farmer lingo

farmsuggestion:

lol – lots of lettuce
tbh – the bean harvest
gtg – got to graze

sumersprkl:

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

don’t eat dice. > :I

destroyhorse:

fucka you

ahighmentality:

solaire of astora.

yessapphics:

butchgender:

anyone else a gay with no memory

i cant remember but i think so

earthdad:

explosionsofawesomeness:

earthdad:

what should i do of this empty stomach of mine

fill it with rocks

does anyone that’s normal have any suggestions