Johnny’s parents: where did you get that golden fiddle? where have you been all day? you what? you fucking what??

🍃 cool archer bird 🍃

this match will get RED HOT!

micspam:

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

worst waking up conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

Yeah i’m into bdsm

deathmoth:

b – being a

d – disappointment to

s – so

m – many of my friends

wizardjpeg:

i am online and you all have to deal with it

jumpyhyliannetop:

saber-chan:

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

kramergate:

kramergate:

you ever think about how funny Devil Went Down to Georgia really is? conceptually? people are being so good I guess that the devil himself is strapped for souls and decides to scrape the bottom of that holy barrel. throws a dart at a map and is like “Georgia it is I suppose” cause I know he didn’t pick that on purpose. goes down to Georgia as it were and just picks the first kid he sees. how old is Johnny? I like to think 11 or so. doesn’t matter. the only way the devil knows how to run shit is with battle of the bands style rules. picks the fiddle because that’s just what he happens to have on hand in solid gold I guess. he just so happens to pick a child fiddle prodigy. what did you expect? its Georgia bitch Johnny doesn’t have anything better to do. so the devil gets his big red ass spanked. and then a child calls him a son of a bitch

thanks for coming to my ted talk

iskwekan:

of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed , naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy