pussykraken:

my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”

compsense:

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

snakegay:

you all going “omg what does this mean this is so scar y” when you see something weird rather than rolling with it.. this is why you are mortal -_-

hierophanto:

there’s a lot of people from my high school going to my uni and i can guarantee i wont be friends with any of them

fkabdkdbs ive promised my mom i’ll be more social in college but. Doubtful.

there’s a lot of people from my high school going to my uni and i can guarantee i wont be friends with any of them

kinkshamer69:

h8 when people tell me i had a bad childhood bc i didn’t enjoy many cartoons. i had a wonderful childhood. i forced the lizards outside to marry one another. i didn’t know it wasn’t legally binding.

muslimfullmetal:

shit tier kakyoin: milf hunter jokes

bad tier kakyoin: jotaros blushy little uke

good tier kakyoin: “with the revolution, the oppressed classes shall prosper. especially the most oppressed class of them all… Gamers.”

u know what’s great? im not in highschool anymore

angellfallendown:

anyways fuck america for not educating students about the aids crisis whatsoever

juelzsantanabandana:

What if your mans kink was to have you talk like a cowboy

“ lissen here I reckon you better gimmie the rootin’est tootin’est NUT this side of the rio grande”