animal crossing villager: ahdjsjdhdhf, you know what i mean, honk?
me: fucking superb you funky little anteater
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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
At the end of the day, we’re all just saying dumb shit then going to bed
any vampires who need permission 2 enter my house….. u have my permission…. u wanna come through my window in a flurry of fog & wind? u can do that….. wanna drink my blood & take me away to ur big vampire castle? alright friend, go for it
If ur a vampire please interact i have feelings for you
can u believe some people can see a cat & not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal. they dont even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head. thats incomprehensible to me
op and his friends literally murdered my grandfather’s grandfather (and his dog), took his body, gave my mother an incurable fever, sent people to brainwash and murder my friends and other innocent people multiple times, sent my friend and his hands to another dimension, broke my dog’s leg and proceeded to kill him, punched a hole through another friend’s chest, nearly murdered my other other friend with a street sign, drained my grandfather’s blood, threw knives and a steamroller at me, sent my cherished daughter to prison for a crime she didn’t commit, and came back in another dimension as a dinosaur but go off I guess
Yee
and dare I say it,
Haw
cashier at target ids me for buying a 6 pack of root beer and I slide her my disc copy of oblivion
when i lose this baby fat on my face then u will realize
I feel the mountains burn inside 